Mary had a lamb with the hearing Lamb man Walk the dope White as snow Walk the dope And everywhere Mary went White as snow.
The lamb was sure to go with the hearing Mary had a hearing Wall to go sure to go Everywhere we went Walk the dope White as snow Wall to go, with the hearing.
I'm on the outskirts of Nowhere I'm at the bottom of Forever I ride the bus into town Bus is never late I ride the bus into town The driver is crazy Would you come out to play with me Mandy?
Another crazy jukebox is playing at the bottom of a hole The hole is what is left of my soul My soul says If I could sleep for a thousand years then I would sleep for a thousand years A crazy jukebox is playing Would you come out to play?
When I'm all shook up with you and the thousand things I should be doing then I'm all shook up with you baby and there's a thousand things I could be doing I'll be waiting at Heartache And Lonely looking in the windows of Whozits & Whatzits Would you come out to play with me Mandy?
I ride the bus into town The driver's name is Lead Foot Billy He sees the lights as only ever green I ride the bus into town Billy is crazy Another jukebox is playing Would you come out to play?
Why don't you get in line with all those others whose lives I have ruined? Take your place at the back of the queue so I can think about you When it's time and not before.
Musicians are scum I thought I'd made it clear from Day One
I do not mean to be cruel I don't mean to be unjust I said that it was love I swear to you that it was love Only it was never lust.
I looked in your eyes I said I will ruin your life I can see you did not believe me You remember don't you? Because I do.
She calls me Johnny Rocket I don't know why It was in the middle of the night.
She thinks that I might blow up She thinks that I might end the world She just might be right.
Some people call me Jay Some people say that I was not right in the head or in the heart and in the mind I was not right in the soul.
I think that I will miss you in a thousand ways that I don't know I will testify to that And I might comply So many things left to say So many deeds not done.
A knock on the door A pretty face inside Inside of you.
That day I say I woke up to find a heap of a mess I wake up that day with a shock Am I asleep moments minutes or millennia?
I look around all the plants are withered and died Dishes piled in the sink are withered and dried Glass in the windowpanes is withered and be-flied.
And that dream The terrible thing that I did in that dream The thing that woke me up I ask myself, Did I do that terrible thing only in my dream Or is the dream merely a tawdry bit of self-deception wherein I dream that I only did the terrible thing that I did In a dream?
I throwed out the coffee to drink the soap I run because I have to know. I launch myself from an easy chair A jet pilot ejecting from a doomed corkscrew into the far earth below.
I throw myself through the door I fall down the hall I tumble through the steps Round the corner Stumbling and flailing Fumes and exhaust black Fluid smoke billowéd.
Running for the bus I cry Hold that bus called Happiness.